An accurate weather tracker. Or just however much snow Siri tells you is on the way in the next 24 hours.
Enough adolescent hysteria to thoroughly make a situation worse, more dramatic, and funnier than it is.
Stacy’s Everything Bagel chips and Ithaca hummus.
A finsta to rate your school’s dire dining propositions with your friends.
Your 5.5 hour long “5sos greatest hits” playlist.
Also your (shorter) “me if i made the ‘the royals’ soundtrack” playlist.
A sufficient amount of forgetfulness that makes you forget your midwestern snow-handling skills and (half) slip on the way to Starbucks in your Fuggs (fake Uggs).
Vague enough TikTok sounds to apply to videos of you and your friends’ lack of aforementioned snow-handling skills.
The Season Two finale of “The Royals”. Yes, we are still on this.
A to do list long enough to push you to remember that your weekend, did not in fact, begin on Wednesday.
See y’all next week, prayerfully when the snow has melted! <3
As an Australian I'm ashamed that I'm only now discovering 5sos, hope the snow melts soon! sending you some of my summer heat <3